Monday, September 25, 2006
Intercession
in relation to the past post, i think i've finally came to some foggy conclusions as to what to do...all thanks to Ravi's talk. if you're interested, below are the two links...it's a two part sermon, the music in the background is kinda fromage, but the message is fantastical.
I, Isaac, Take Thee Rebekah
Part 1
Part 2
this will be my last sappy post for a while...i think. also, an era is about to come to pass. i shall no longer use any more pick-up lines from here on out. the torch will be passed onto future generations. old-folgies like me needa know their role and sit on the rockers. but fear not, i've come up with my all-time favourite situational pick-up lines for your viewing pleasure (credits given in brackets)...may the cheese be with you...
If you wanna start a conversation, use...
1) "Excuse me fair maiden, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? *wait for slight pause* Enough to BREAK THE ICE. Hi! My name is Mr. Desperate." [FL]
2) "Do you believe in love at first sight...or do you want me to walk by again?" [KC]
3) "Sorry, I seem to have lost myself in your eyes...can you give me the directions to your heart?"
4) "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
If you wanna make 'em swoon...
1) "If beauty was a drop of water, you would be the ocean."
2) "Everything about you is perfect...except your lips. They're not touching mine."
3) "If I could be anything in the world...I would be your tears. Borne in your eyes, living on your cheeks, and dying on your lips" [AY]
4) "If I get a nickel for every girl I see as pretty as you...I'd still only be left with 5 cents." [AY]
If you wanna get slapped or kicked in the groin...
1) "Yo baby, is your dad a baker? Cause you've got HOT buns!" [SK]
2) Count shoulders with her. Then proceed to give her a gift. [JC]
3) Show her the bunny trick.
4) "Are those astronaut pants you're wearing? Cause your legs are out of this world!" [AY]
Seasonal
1) "Can I have a picture of you? Yeah, I wanna show Santa Claus exactly what I want for Christmas."
Dinner
1) "You know in the Bible, how it says: Give food to the hungry and water to the thirsty? How about dinner some time?"
Timeless classics. Timeless indeed. I can't even count the number of bruises I've gotten from using these lines.
Now that childish things are left behind, I wanna become a M.O.P (man of prayer). I wanna be like Isaac to Rebekah. Oh man...this is something only the Spirit can do.
"I have met many girls who have turned my head...but I haven't found one that turned my heart..." [BC]
