Reveries and Passions
Friday, June 16, 2006
more tomorrow than today | 8:58 AM |

sometimes you wake up in the morning and its a beautiful day. yawn, stretch, scratch yourself... and before you know it, you'e 30 minutes late with scratch marks all over your body.

in the elevator you bump into ms right. the bad news is she's 45, has dentures and has a secret little pedophile crush on you. the good news is that her ridiculously pretty 20 year old niece was in town. this ti-cat lover had it all: big brown eyes, long flowy hair. and oh my goodness, she's mixed. this little one was a head turner yes she was...

but i digress. anyways, the three of you stand awkwardly in the elevator with you and said pretty girl exchanging a few longing glances at another (i guess chicks do dig scars...) and ms right was staring intently at she was licking her chops.

anyways, we reach the parking floor.... and only you and the pretty girl walk out. apparently ms right's metal leg was magically fused to the elevator door. you later learn that said pretty girl aced metal shop and carries a blowtorch around in the hopes that she'll meet a pretty boy.

and today, she found you. and so with ms right looking on lustfully, you turn back, give her the wink and the gun (hey, she's gonna be stuck there a while. might as well give her something to think about), put your arms around the pretty girl, and embrace as the door closes and the elevator crashes to oblivian.

so what was the point of that story? just to say that its a beautiful day, and i'm one step closer to meeting ms right......'s niece. and yes ma'am i'm waiting and i'm prepping myself. i even have a workout regiment that's preparing me for you.

3 sets of 2 - bleach.
see... this way, i'll already have habituated myself from the outside world and when you arrive, you will have my undivided attention... after you break my computers and force me to wear a dog leash around my neck

3 sets of 50 - push ups
well you know, someone's gotta have boobs in the family. and seeing as how you're part asian... well we have a 50-50 chance of... oh dang, i didn't just say that.

1 set of 1 - all bran
i'm keeping my body regulated and flowing. livin the good life and waiting for you to come to make it great.

in the famous worlds of squall to rinoa, "i'll be waiting for you"