Wednesday, January 18, 2006
i realized...
...i think the best when i'm on the can. lemme explain. this is probably the only time of the day when i feel the most serene cause it's just me, my bowel movements and a freshly minted roll of toilet paper. during this sacred period of time, i have the least care in the world, and my mind is always clear to solve problems, specifically physics problem sets (involving projectiles and the periodic wave disturbance it causes on the pond). the gentle humming of the exhaust fan provides the perfect zen-like conditions for pondering, wondering and meditating. 9 times out of 10, when i go onto the can with a problem, i exit with the problem solved. so the next time someone asks you to solve a question...just tell them to "can it". har har har.
"There are three things that are too amazing for me, four that I do not understand: the way of an eagle in the sky, the way of a snake on a rock, the way of a ship on the high seas, and the way of a man with a maiden." [Proverbs 30:18-19]
