Dang, today was the worst softball game I've ever played...like friggin' serious. Didn't even touch first base, missed all the balls hit to me...felt really bad after each of my mistakes. It's like a gaping hole in which the poly-liposaccharides has been infected with a T-even phage. Been a while since I've felt this shittake...man, it was stupid too. Since there was a certain individual on the team which another certain individual would like to impress but did a crap-tacular job of it. The person trying to impress the individual went for the glory-shots and plays and ended up effing it up.
I suppose there's a lesson for the individual to learn from all this...it's that doing things for one's glory will turn out to be one's own shame.
Well, a bench-warming position has recently opened up and I'm sure the individual would fit perfectly into that role. The End.
"Excuse me, I've seem to have lost myself in your eyes...can you gimme the directions to your heart?"
