Thursday, January 27, 2005
Played squash with my Korean co-worker Tuesday night...and man alive, I'm feeling the pain right now. I stayed over at his place, it was quite comfy...however, what struck me the most was the hospitality of his mom. She made like such goodly food and the next day she packed a lunch for me as well. So after empirically observing my co-worker's mom's cooking and recollecting the wonderful food made by Duri's mom...I've come to the conclusion: Korean ladies are great cooks and can sing karaoke. Now that we're on the subject of great cooks and singing, here's my very own "Kwan/Brent" list:
What I look for in a lady (broken down into 4 sections for your reading leisure)...well, this list is more for fun than an actual "check-list"...
PHYSICALLY
-nice bigly beautiful eyes and nice rivery flowing hair
-smells of estrogen
-must be physically more fit than myself, which isn't too hard...hehe
-straight and white teeth would be a plus
-hygiene is nice, no make-up, but lip-gloss is okay
-good fashion sense is super, to counter-act my lack-of...but not materialistic
-nice soft hands and no boogers hanging from her nose
-oh, and no ear wax either...sometimes is okay tho
-great singer, so we could perform duets...she'll sing while I play italian spoons
-must have a strong stomach, so we could go and try different foods around the world
-strong immune system would be a plus
-ideal height would be 2 inches shorter, so with high heels we'll be eye level...but it doesn't really matter
Oh oh, speaking of eyes (as an aside)...pick up line time!!!
"Excuse me fair maiden...I seem to have lost myself in your eyes, can you gimme the directions to your heart?"
hahaha
Wow, it's beautiful.
EMOTIONALLY
-stable...I don't wanna be prejudice or anything, no serial killers please...heh
-caring, loving and all that mushy good emotional stuff
-doesn't cry when she breaks a nail
-dependant on God but independent of me
-yeah, must love God more than she loves me
-calm, serene, peaceful but not emotionless like a coat hanger
-oh, and she'll needa be able to interpret my jokes and laugh at them (sincerely)...hehe
"Why do white bears dissolve in water? Cause they're POLAR!"
Haha, get it? POLAR bear =)
INTELLECTUALLY
-must know how to turn on my activation energy
-has to be the GTCATCC sticky end to my CAGTAGG site
-puts the FUN into nuclear FUsioN
-has a passion to learn and to study
-must not be geekier than me, but I don't mind her being smarter
-I hope she's an Arts student...(fingers-crossed)
-creative, a problem solver...but doesn't over analyze things like I do
*sorry, no pick up lines or jokes for this category*
SPIRITUALLY
-lives and walks by the Spirit
-exemplifies the fruits of the Spirit
-missions oriented
-mature, and willing to step outta her comfort zone
-Biblically sound and sticks by her morals
-heavenly oriented but still earthenly active
"Dear fair maiden...you know how it says in the Bible to give food to the hungry and water to the thirsty...how about dinner some time?"
=D
And we're done. For now.
