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Saturday, July 31, 2004
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So the summer's coming to a close and I've nothing to show for it except a handful of distance ed. assignments, the ability to sit in one spot for numerous hours, a new softball jersey and a well toned 'n defined muscular figure in my abdominal region (har har har, this is where you're suppose to "LOL"). Hard to believe eh? =)
Isn't it funny that when we have the most time we tend to waste it the most too? Well, this holds true for me anyways. Break time is the most dangerous time. Too easily do we become ensnared in the nothing-ness of it all and just vegetate. Some of you may not think so, and that's pretty chilling with me too. I wish I could be the same. Unfortunately far too often I have just become demotivated and dis-passionate about life. Sometimes the FoodNetwork combined with Rinoa is just not enough to make me wanna get off the couch.
Ok, so kids...here's the moral of the story....I forgot....
Oh wait, I remember again.
1) Don't sit around all day and be a flippin' loser watching re-runs of cooking shows
2) Try to have conversations with people besides CG ones.
And finally...
3) If it's yellow, let it mellow...if it's brown, flush it down!
DE final exam next weekend, goin' on a tour with grandparents aug 9th-14th, heading back to school sept 13th...date with Rinoa...every night!
Ok, I'll stop here before I type somethin' that'll incriminate me.
What the heck, let's just bring out the big guns...this is courtesy of Kwan Chan. I'm only posting this up for good ol' fun...none of the one-liners are the reflection of my personal opinions...seriously!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
It's called a Wedding Cake.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.